HASTE RAHO JOKES IN HINDI JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Apane Desh Men Bimari Thik Hone Ka Shrey Doctor Ko Nahin Rupayon Ko Jata Hai
Do Hazar Rupaye Lage Tab Ja Kar Thik Hua

Jindagi Men Hamesha Khush Raho Gate Raho Muskurate Raho
Taki Kisi Ko Pata N Chale Ki...
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Tum Shadishuda Ho

Jab Bhi Khud Ki Khubsurti Par Ghamand Hone Lage To Apna
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Aadhar Card Wala Photo Dekh Lena

Pati Sham Ko Ghar Lautate Hi: Aaj Subah Pata Nahin Kiska Muh Dekh Kar Utha Tha Ki Khana Bhi Nasib Nahin Hua
Patni: Meri Mano Badroom Men Lage Ine Ko Hata Do Varna Rojana Yahi Shikayat Rahegi

Pati(Sham Ko Ghar Laut Kar): Aaj Subah Pata Nahin Kiska Muh Dekh Kar Utha Tha Ki Khana Bhi Nasib Nahin Hua
Patni: Mainne To Tumhen Kitni Bar Kaha Hai Ki Badroom Men Lage Ine Ko Hata Do Varna Rojana Yahi Shikayat Rahegi

"Happy Bina Vajah De"
Aise Hi Mubarak Ho;
Khamkha Khush Raho;
Aur Khali Pili Hanste Raho