HAZIR JAWAB JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pariksha Ka Natija Aane Par Techer Ne Pappu Aur Banti Ko Apane Pas Bulaya Aur Kaha "Tum Donon Ka Jawab Hubhu Ek Jaisa Kaise?"
Pappu: Techer Sawal Bhi To Ek Sa Hi Tha!

Ladaka: Tum Us Ladki Ke Piche Kyon Pade Ho Uska To Pahle Se Hi Bofrend Hai?
Pappu Ne Badi Samajhdari Se Jawab Diya: Khali Kursi Par To Koi Bhi Baith Sakta Hai Dam Hai To Kisi Ko Utha Ke Baitho

Int Ka Jawab Patthar Se Dena Aasan Hai
Par Kisi Ke Hmm Aur K Ka Jawab Dena Bada Kathin Hai

Bivi Ko Begam Kyon Kahte Hain?
Jawab: Kyonki Shaadi Ke Baad Sare Gam To Pati Ke Hisse Men Aate Hain Aur Bivi Begam Ho Jati Hai

Skool Men Adhyapak Ne Pappu Se Puchha 'Jisme Koi Kami Nahin Usko Kya Kahte Hain?'
Pappu Ne Jawab Diya: Kamina (Kami Na)A

Pappu Ek Ladaki Ko Prastav Karne Ki Koshish Karta Hai Aur Kahta Hai "Tujhme Rab Dikhta Hai Yaara Main Kya Karu?"
Ladaki Ne Jawab Diya "Matha Tek Aur Aage Nikal"A