HOTEL JOKE TRIPADVISOR JOKES AND CHUTKULE

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Perfect Hote hein Ki Unki Taarif Mein Alfaaz Bhi Kam Pad Jaate Hein!
Jaise ke...
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Mujhe Hi Dekh Lo!

Akhbaron Mein Baarish Ki Khabron Ke Saath Jab Bhi Photo Dekha Toh Lagta Hai Ke Baarish Mein Sirf Ladkiyan Hi Bheegti Hai.
Jaise Ladke Toh Saale, waterproof Hote Hai!

Techer: Ek Aur Ek Kitne Hote Hain?
Pappu: Do
Techer: Tin Karne Ho To?
Pappu: Vivah Kar Do
Techer: Gyarah Karne Ho To?
Pappu: Nikah Kar Do

Pati Do Prakar Ke Hote Hain Pahle Vo Jo Har Baat Men Patni Ki Salah Lete Hain Har Vakt Uski Tarif Karte Hain Har Shaam Lang Drive Par Le Jate Hain... Janmadin Valentine De Aur Saalgirah Yaad Rakhte Hain Aur Mana Karne Par Bhi Mahange Gift Dete Hain Aur Dusre...
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Dusre Wo Jo Hamare Aapke Paas Hain

Techer: Tum Sab Se Jyada Kisse Nafrat Karte Ho?
Pappu: Raja Ram Mohan Ray Se
Techer: Wo Kyon?
Pappu: Unhonne Hi Bal Vivah Bad Karvaya Tha Varna Hum Bhi Aaj Bivi Bachche Wale Hote

Adhyapika: Batao Dal Men Kitane Protin Hote Hai?
Pappu: Ji Murgi Jitane
Adhyapika: Vo Kaise?
Pappu: Ji Aap Hi Ne To Bataya Tha Ghar Ki Murgi Daal Barabar