JAAN LEVA JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Ishk Men Jaan De Do...
Par Paise Na Do

Pathan Ne Call Karne Ne Liye Fon Milaayaa To Aawaj I: "Is Call Ke Liye Aap Ka Balence Paryapat Nahi Hai!"
Pathan: Koi Baat Nahin Meri Jaan Tumse Baat Ho Jati Hai Bas Itna Hi Kafi Hai!

Pappu: Agar Main Iss Saal Bhi Fal Ho Gaya To Main Aatmhatya Kar Lunga
Santa: Khabardar! Aisa Kiya To Main Tujhe Jaan Se Maar Dunga

Patni: Main Ghar Chhodkar Jaa Rahi Hu
Pati Gusse Men Bola "Jaan Chhodo"
Patni: Yah Aapki Jaan Kahne Ki Aadat N Hamesha Mujhe Rok Leti Hai

Pati Ghar Se Nikalate Vakt:
Patni: Kahan Ja Rahe Ho?
Pati: Jaan Dene
Patni: Sath Men Ek Thaili Lekar Jana
Pati: Kyon?
Patni: Irada Agar Badal Gaya To Aate Aate 2 Kilo Pyaaj Lete Aana

Bas Ke Get Par Latke Huye Musaafiron Se Condctor Ne Kaha "Bhaiyo Andar Ho Jao Is Tarah Get Par Latkana Aapki Jaan Ke Liye Khatarnak Hai"
Lekin Jab Koi Bhi Andar N Hua To Condctor Gusse Men Bola: Tumhen Tumhari Patni Ki Kasam Andar Ho Jao
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Itna Sunte Hi Jo Musafir Siton Par Baithe The Ve Bhi Get Par Aakar Latak Ge!