JAAN SMS JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Adhyapika: Beta Batao Jaan Kahan Se Nikalati Hai?
Pappu: Khidaki Se!
Adhyapika: Vo Kaise?
Pappu: Kal Didi Ek Ladake Se Kah Rahi Thi "Jaan Khidaki Se Nikal Jao!"

Effects of break-up:
It's just a matter of time when 'Jaan' becomes 'Jaanwar';
And ' Cutie' becomes 'Kutti'!

Vo Jab Tak Garlfrend Thi Tab Tak Jaan Thi...
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Shadi Ke Baad To Jaanleva Ho Gayi

Pappu: Teri Judaai Men Nind Udati Hai;
Chain Khota Hai;
Jaan Jaati Hai;
Dil Rota Hai;
Kuch Kuch Hota Hai;
Garlfrend: Doctor Ko Dikha Le Swine Flu Aisa Hi Hota Hai