JAMAI BOU JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Saas: Jamai Raja ;Agale Janm Men Kya Banoge?
Jamai: Ji Chhipkali Banunga
Saas: Wo Kyon?
Jamai: Kyonki Aapki Beti Sirf Chhipakali Se Hi Darti Hai

Sabr Aur Shukra Donon Ka Hi Bada Darja Hota Hai;
Sabra Musibat Ko Taalta Hai Aur Shukra Sukh Aur Chain Ko Badhata Hai
Isliye Agar Biwi Mayke Gayi Ho To Shukra Manayen Aur Ghar Par Ho To Aur Ghar Par Ho To Sabr Karen