JANA KILLING JOKE JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pathan: Doctor Sahab Aaj Subah Se Mere Sir Men Aur Pet Men Dard Ho Raha Hai
Doctor: Koi Baat Nahin Yah Lo Ek Goli Pet Dard Ke Liye Aur Ek Sir Dard Ke Liye Donon Abhi Kha Lo
Pathan: Lekin Doctor Sahab Khane Ke Baad Goliyon Ko Kaise Pata Chalega Ki Kisko Kis Taraf Jana Hai?

Gusse Ka Aana Mard Hone Ki Nishani Hai Magar
Gusse Ko Pi Jana Pati Hone Ki Nishani Hai

Hindi Men 2 Muhavaron Men Sansad Ne Nimn Sanshodhan Kiya:
1. Apne Muh Miya Modi Hona
2. Nau Do Malya Ho Jana

Banta: Yaar Shadi Men Jana Hai Kaisa 'Kot' Pahan Ke Jaau Ki Sab Mujhe Hi Dekhen?
Santa: Ek Kaam Kar 'Peti'kot' Pahan Ke Chala Ja Fir Sab Tujhe Hi Dekhenge