JOKE STATION HK JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa Ne "F Am Radio Station" Par Kal Kiya Aur Kaha Mujhe Ek Batua Mila Hai Jisamen Bahut Sare Paise Credit Card Aur "I De" Card Hai!
Host: To Aap Unhen Vollet Vapas Dena Chahte Hain?
Santa: Ha Ha Ha! Nahin Ji Main Apni Taraf Se Ek "Udaas Gana" Use Bhent Karna Chahta Hu!

Santa Relve-Station Cross Karte-Karte Achanak Relve Patri Ke Bich Daudane Laga Kisi Ne Pucha: Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Santa: Hat Jao Aaj Santa Subway Surfer Khelega

Ek Ladki Relve Station Par Gayi Aur Station Master Se Boli
"Panjab Mel Kab Aag?
Station Master: Panch Baje
Ladki: Lokal?
Station Master: Nau Baje
Ladki: Malgadi?
Station Master: Ek Baje Par Aapko Jana Kaha Hai?
Ladki: Kahin Nahin Bas Patri Par Selfie Leni Thi

Pappu: Pappu Maine Aapke Dost Ko Sahi Vakt Par Station Pahuncha Hi Diya
Santa: Lekin Beta Station To Bahut Dur Hai Taxi Bas Aur Auto Sabki Hadtaal Hai?
Pappu: Vah Kutton Se Bahut Darte The Kutta Aur Main Unke Pichhe Daudate Rahe Aur Unhonne Ne Bhagkar Tran Pakad Li

Ek Baar Santa Ke Hoth Jal Gae
Banta: O Yaar Ye Kaise Hua?
Santa: Bivi Ko Relve Station Chhodane Gaya Tha
Banta: To?
Santa: Khaushi Ke Mare Tran Ke Injan Ko Chum Liya