JOKE WALI SHAYRI JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Itni Thand Mein Bhi Koi Hug Dene Wali Nahi Hai.
Yeh Intolerance Nahi To Kya Hai!

Hafte Men 4 Bar Banne Wali Lauki Khud Hi Gharwali Se Puch Baithi
"Bahan Sach Men Pati Ki Sehat Ka Khyal Hai Ya Fir Apni Shadi Ka Gaussa Nikal Rahi Ho?"

Ladakiyan Chunni Se Muhan To Aise Bandh Leti Hain
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Jaise Activa Nahi
Bhuse Wali Mashin Chalani Ho!

Agar Koi Ladki Saj-Dhaj Kar, Nai Dress Pehan K Kahin Party Mein Ja Rahi Hai
Toh Samaj Lo Thodi Der Mein Uski DP Badalne Wali Hai!

Santa: Janu Tumne Bataya Nahin Ki Tum TV Par Aane Wali Ho?
Jito: Kya? Kab?
Santa: Abhi TV Par Hi Bataa Rahe The Dekhiye "Naagin" Colors Par

Alia Bhatt: Agar Tu Bata De Ki Meri Tokri Mein Kya Hai Toh Tokri Ke Aadhe Ande Tere.
Aur Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kitne Hai To 10 Ke 10 Tere.
Aur Agar Ye Bhi Bata De Ki Ande Kiske Hain To Ande Dene Wali Murgi Bhi Teri.
Rahul Gandhi: Arey Yaar... Lekin Koi HINT To De De!