Santa: I would have been a very successful man but for Newton? Banta: How's Newton responsible for it? Santa: Gravity always gets me down! 31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
लड़की: 5वे सवाल का जवाब पता है? पहला लड़का: हाँ,ये वाला हे देख लो ! दूसरा लड़का: 9वे सवाल का जवाब पता है, Excuse Me, I have a Boyfriend.31 Dec 2017Hindi JokesNatkhat Jokes div >
Banta: It's absurd for this man to charge us 500 bucks for towing us three miles. Santa: That's all right; he's earning it - I have my brakes on!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa took his wounded wife, Jeeto to a doctor. Doctor: Can you describe as to what really happened? Santa: Well, she got shot. Doctor: You'll have to be more accurate. Santa: I know, But I'm not very experienced with guns.31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Barber: Will you have anything on your face when I've finished? Banta: I don't know, but I hope you'll at least leave my nose!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >
Santa: You must have been born on a highway? Jeeto:Why? Santa: Because that's where most accidents happen!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >