JOKES PYAR KE JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Ladaki: Main Tumhare Liye Aag Pe Chal Sakti Hu Aur Nadi Men Kood Sakti Hu
Pappu: Main Bhi Tumse Bahut Pyar Karta Hu Kya Tum Mujhse Abhi Milne Aa Sakti Ho?
Ladaki: Pagal Ko Kya Itni Dhup Men

Ek Indori Patipatni Ki Baten:
Patni: Aap Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?
Pati: Bhot Sara
Patni: Bhot Sara Matlab Kitta Koi Hisaab Kitaab Hai Ki Ni?
Pati: Bhot Sara Mane Bhot Sara Ab Magajmari Karvayegi Kya Jamanebhar Jodghatav Ain?
Patni: Achchha Sidhe Se Bolo 1 Se 10 Tak Kitne Plat Pohe Ke Barabar Pyar Karte Ho?
Pati: 10 Plat Pohe 250 Gram Sevanukti Dal Ke Aadhi Tapeli Jhannat Usal Muttha Bhar Tali Mirch Barik Katra Pyaj 45 Jhatke Jiravan Ki Dabbi Ke Barabar Pyar Karta Hu Geli

Garlfrend Ki Shadi Ka Card Mila Aaj Bahut Bura Laga....
Fir Socha Ki Hum Jayenge Jarur Pyar Apni Jagah Batar Chikan Apni Jagah!

Pyar Ishk Aur Mohabbat...
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Sab Daru Ke Bhav Badhane Ke Tarike Hain

Aaj Ka Gyaan:
Aaj Bhi Hamare Desh Men 'Tu Pyar Hai Kisi Aur Ka Tujhe Chahta Koi Aur Hai' Gana Sunkar 10 Men Se 8 Ladake To Jajbaati Ho Hi Jate Hain

Aaj Ka Gyaan: Bivi Jab Kafi Ijjat Dene Lage Pyar Se Baat Kare Sab Kaha Manne Lage To Samajh Jaye Ki...
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Kuch Bada Nuksan Karke Baithi Hai