JOKES WALI PICS JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Maa: Beta Kya Kar Rahe Ho?
Beta: Padh Raha Hu
Maa: Shabas! Kya Padh Rahe Ho?
Beta: Aapki Hone Wali Bahu Ke SMS
De Thappad! De Thappad!

Aaj Mummy Puch Rahi Thi Tu Itna Khush Kyon Hai?
Ab Unhe Kaise Batau Unki Hone Wali Bahu 12Vin Paas Ho Gayi

Ab Yah Afwaah Kaun Faila Raha Hai Ki
Bajar Men Baba Ramdev Ki Patanjali Swadeshi Bike Aane Wali Hai Jo Ganne Ke Ras Se Chalegi

Hazaaron Ladkon Ka Proposal Reject Karne Ke Baad Nobody Loves Me Chillane Wali Ladkiyon Kam Se Kam Bhagwan Se To Daro

Jab Bhi Aap Mahsus Kare Ki
1. Aapki Patni Behad Khubsurat Hai
2. Tikhe Nayanon Wali Hai
3. Buddhiman Hai Grehlakshmi Hai
4. Aapse Koi Apeksha Nahin Karti Hai
5. Niswarth Swabhav Se Samarpit Hai
Tab Samajh Len Jis Madira Ka Sevan Aap Ne Kiya Hai Vah Uchchakoti Ki Hai

Wife: Kaisi Lag Rahi Hun Main Aaj?
Husband: Waah Kya Baat Hai, Aaj To Bilkul Priyanka Chopra Lag Rahi Ho!
Wife: Sachhi, 'Don' Wali Ya 'Krrish' Wali?
Husband: 'Burfi' Wali!