KALA AADMI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Ek Jaruri Suchana:
Shadi Shuda Aadmi Ka Whatsapp Ka Last Seen Raat Ke 2 Baje Ho To Iska Matlab Ye Bhi Ho Sakta Hai Ki Pati To So Gaya Tha Par Uski Bivi Ne Uska Fon Chek Kiya Tha

Santa Amerika Men Tha Ek Bilding Men Aag Lag Gai
Santa Fir Briged Se: Tum Logon Ko Niche Fenko Main Unhen Pakad Lunga
Pahle Ek Ladka Fenka Fir Ek Ladki Fir Ek Aadmi Aur Fir Ek Aurat Santa Ne Sab Ko Pakad Liya Fir Ek Habshi Ko Fenka To Santa Ne Use Chhod Diya Aur Chilla Kar Bola "Oye Kanjro Jo Pahle Hi Jal Chuke Hain Unhen To Mat Fenko!"

Ek Aadmi Ki Patni Mayke Gayi Thi
Patni (Pati Se Fon Par): Jab Mujhe Tumhari Yaad Aati Hai To Tumhari Photo Dekh Leti Hu
Pati: Achchha Aur Meri Awaz Sunne Ke Liye Kya Karti Ho?
Patni: Kuchh Nahin Bas Kutte Ko Laat Maar Deti Hu

Santa Ki Pahali Bivi Ka Rang Kala Tha To Usne Ek Din Santari (Orange) Rang Ki Sadi Pahankar Pucha: Main Kaisi Dikh Rahi Hu?
Santa (Usko Chidhate Hue) Bola: Jaise Kajal Ki Factry Men Aag Lag Gai Ho

Ek Vaigyanik Tathy:
Ek Aadmi Ka Pura Khun Chusne Men 12 000 Macharon Ki Jarurat Padti Hai
Lekin Sirf Aapki Bivi Hi Yah Kaam Akele Kar Sakti Hai

Aaj Ka Gyaan:
Aadmi Kabhi Bhi Itna Jhutha Nahin Hota Agar Aurten Itne Sawal Na Karti