KAUN BANEGA CROREPATI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Suhagrat Par Patni Boli "Aap To Hajaro Men Ek Hain"
Pati Ko Gussa A Gaya Aur Ek Jor Ka Thappad Markar Bola "Baki 999 Kaun Hain?

6 Maah Baad Bhi Apni Bivi Ke Kabr Par Rote Hue Aur Pankha Jhaulte Hue Maulavi Ko Dekh Ek Shakhs Kah Utha: "Ya Allah...Itni Mohabbat!"
Maulavi Aur Jor Se Gidgidate Aur Pankha Jhaulte Hue Bole:"Marne Wali Kah Gai Thi Meri Kabr Ki Mitti Sukhane Ke Baad Hi Dusra Nikah Karna Pata Nahin Kaun Kambakht Do Balti Pani Dal Jata Hai!"

Ladka Ek Ladki Ke Sath Ghar Aaya
Maa: Kaun Hai Yah?
Ladka: Yah Meri Dharmpatni Hai
Maa: Kab Se Chal Raha Tha Tum Donon Ke Beech Ye Sab?
Ladka: Pata Nahin Yah To Park Men Mere Bagal Men Baith Kisi Ka Intzaar Kar Rahi Thi Bajrang Dal Walon Ne Hamari Shadi Karva Di

Bajirao Mastaani Dekh Kar Girlfriend Ne Pucha,
"Tumhari Koi Mastaani Toh Nahi Hai Na?"
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Ab Usko Kaun Samjhaye Ki Wahi Mastaani Hai... Kaashi Toh Koi Aur Hai!

Pappu Ka Accident Ho Gaya Banti Uski Khabar Lene Gaya Aur Bola
"Bhai Jab Kar Ladki Chala Rahi Thi To Tumhen Sadak Se Dur Chalnaa Chaahiye Tha"
Pappu: Kaun Si Sadak Yaar Main To Park Men Baitha Hua Tha

Saas: Kitni Bar Kaha Hai Bahar Jao To Bindi Lagakar Jaya Kar
Bahu: Par Jins Par Bindi Kaun Lagata Hai?
Saas: To Maine Kab Kaha Jins Par Lagani Hai Mathe Par Laga