KHUSHI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Patni: Suppose Karo Agar Main Aapki Sab Baat Samjhu Aur Sari Baten Manu To?
Pati Hanste Hanste Zameen Par Lotpot Ho Jata Hai Aur Khushi Se Chillata Hai "Sala Mujhse To Suppose Bhi Nahin Ho Raha"

Agar Kisi Ko Bhi Mere Maisej Se Shikayat Hai Ya Achche Nahi Lagte To Aapko Pura Hak Hai Ki Apane...
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Kyonki Aapki Khushi Se Badhakar Aur Kuch Nahi Hai Mere Liye
Dhanyavad!

Dukhi Patni: Pata Nahin Tum Jua Khelna Kab Chhodoge? Agar Bhul Se Bhi Tumne Koi Ravivar Ghar Par Bita Diya To Maare Khushi Ke Meri To Jaan Hi Nikal Jayegi
Yah Sunkar Pati Ne Pucha: Sach Ravivar Kab Hai?

Khushi Ko Gam Kaise Kah Den;
Aapki Dosti Ko Kam Kaise Kah Den;
Ye To Sab Kahte Hain Aap Pagal Ho;
Lekin Sach Men Ho Hum Ye Kaise Kah Den

Do Pal Ki Khushi Na Mili To Kya Hua;
Umra Bhar Gam Ke Sahare Ji Lenge;
Kya Hua Jo Hamari Garlfrand Nahin;
Ham Aapki Garlfrand Ke Sahare Ji Lenge

Agar Kisi Ko Bhi Mere Maisej Se Shikayat Hai Ya Achche Nahi Lagte To Aapko Pura Hak Hai Ki Apane...
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Kyonki Aapki Khushi Se Badhakar Aur Kuch Nahi Hai Mere Liye