KUMAR VISHWAS JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Adhyapak: Tum Aaj Fir Kyon Let Ho Gae ?
Pappu: Sar Aaj Maine Ek Mare Hue Aadmi Ko Bhagate Hue Dekha
Adhyapak: Kya? Aisa Kaise Ho Sakta Hai ?
Pappu: Aapko Vishwas Nahin Hain To Banti Se Puch Lo Vo Bhi Let Ho Gaya Tha Ham Donon Hi Bhagate Hue A Rahe The To Raste Men Ek Mara Hua Aadmi Pada Tha

Arenge Marij Ki Ek Kathin Paribhasha:
Bika Hua Mal Vapas Nahin Hoga
Aur Lav Marij Ki?
Pahle Istemal Karen Fir Vishwas Karen

Biwi Mayke Gayi Ho Aur Rashifal Men Likha Mile "Aaj Prem Sambandh Madhur Rahenge" To N Chahate Hue Bhi Jyotish Par Vishwas Badh Hi Jaata Hai