LOCAL IS LEKKER JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Ek Taza Reserch Se Pata Chala Hai Ki Jin Murgon Ko Hum Kha Lete Hain...
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Vo Punarjanm Lekker Macchar Bankar Hamse Badla Lete Hain

Santa Sote Vakt Skal(Scale) Lekker So Raha Tha
Banta: Tu Skal Lekker Kyon So Raha Hai
Santa: Main Dekhna Chahta Hu Ki Main Kitna Lamba Sota Hu

Santa Apni Salary Ka Chek Lekker Bos Ke Panhucha Aur Bola "Mere Vetan Men Se Do Sau Rupaye Kam Hain"!
Bos: Pichhle Mahine Jab Mainne Tumhen Do Sau Rupaye Jyada Ka Chek Diya Tha Tab To Tumne Koi Shikayat Nahin Ki Thi!
Santa: Thik Hai Vah Aapki Pahli Galti Thi Isliye Maine Nazar Andaz Kar Di! Lekin Agar Aap Baar-Bar Galti Karenge To Mujhe Aapko Kahna Hi Padega Na!