MAA BOLI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa Ne Jito Ko Shadi Se Pahle Bola "Agar Tu Meri N Hui To Main Tujhe Kisi Ki Nahin Hone Dunga!" Jito Jhat Se Boli "Lo Ab Aapki Ho Gayi Ab Sabki Hone Doge?"

Aaj Padosan Se Kaha Suni Ho Gayi Jatejate Boli "Dam Hai To Akele Men Aakar Milo"...
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Tab Se Yah Soch Kar Pareshan Hu Ki Dhamki De Kar Gayi Hai Ya Offer

Uske Kadam Jahajahan Pade Hamne Wo Jagah Chum Le Aur Vo Bevfa Meri Mammi Ko Ja Ke Boli
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"Anti Aapka Banti Mitti Khata Hai"

Hamne Chum Liya Zameen Ko Jaha Par Usane Pav Rakhe... Aur Vo Bevfa Hamare Ghar Aake Boli"
Chachi Tumhara Beta Mitti Khata Hai

Garlfrend Romantic Mood Me Pappu Se Boli "Aaj Mere Ghar Men Koi Nahin Hai A Jao"
Pappu: Pagal Tu Mere Ghar Aaja Yaha Ham Sare Hain Tera Dil Bhi Lag Jayega

Chandni Ne Kaha Ki Tu Pyaar Kar;
Saman Ne Kaha Aakhen Char Kar;
Gori Ko Chheda To Boli Muskurakar;
Abhi Tu Nadan Hai Kuch Intjar Kar