MADAM AND EVE JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Madam Ne Ek Baar Class Me Bachcho Ko "Mai Techer" Par 10 Line Likhne Ko Kaha! Thodi Der Baad Pappu Ne Madam Ko Puchha "Madam 'Mast Item' Ko English Me Kya Kahte Hain?"

Madam: Jab Bijali Chamakati Hai To Hamen Roshani Pahle Aur Awaj Baad Men Kyon Aati Hai?
Pappu: Kyonki Hamari Aakhen Aage Hain Aur Kan Pichhe Hain!

Ek Aadmi Apni Patni Ko Mela Ghumane Le Gaya Mele Men Ek Chitrakar Unke Paas Aaya Aur Bola
"Sar Madam Ki Tasvir Banva Lijiye Aisi Tasvir Banaunga Jo Bol Uthegi"
Aadmi: Nahin Banvani Sale!Pahle Hi To Iski Kichkich Khatam Nahi Hoti Tasvir Bhi Bolegi To Kaha Jaunga Main?

Pappu Apni Class Techer Se Bola: Madam Main Aapko Kaisa Lagta Hu?
Madam: Vairi Sweet (Very Sweet)!
Yah Sunkar Pappu Apne Dost Se Bola "Dekha Maine Kaha Tha Na Chalu Hai Line Marti Hai!"

College Men Kuchh Madam Aisi Hoti Hain Ki Pata Hi Nahin Chalta Ki Ye...
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College Ki Faculty Hai Ya Facility!

Madam(Pappu Se): Beta Kyon Ro Rahe Ho!
Pappu: Madam Ji Skool Ki Bel Toot Gai Hain!
Madam: To Is Men Rone Ki Kya Baat Hain!
Pappu: Ab Hamari Chhutti Kaise Hogi!