MADAM PAR JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Skuti Mekenic: Madam Injan Men Aayal Nahin Hai... Brak Bhi Thik Se Kam Nahin Kar Rahe Hain
Ladki: Ye Chhote Mote Problam To Hote Rahte Hain Tum Bas Mirror Thik Kar Do

Kamal Ke Din The Vo Bhi Jab Madam Murga Hamen Banati Thi Aur Exam Men Ande Khud Deti Thi

Techer: Aaj Tum Class Men Baten Kar Rahe Ho Roj To Nazren Jhukaaye Mera Lector Sunte Rahte The Kya Hua Tumhen Aaj?
Pappu: Madam Aaj Mera "Net Pack" Khatm Ho Gaya Hai