MADAM SPEAKER JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pulis: Madam Aap Bahut Bahadur Hain Aap Ne Daku Ko Bahut Mara
Mahila: Mujhe Kya Pata Tha Ki Wo Bechara Daku Hai Main To Samjhi Ki Mera Shahar Hai Der Se Ghar Aaya Hai

Adhyapika: Murgiyon Ki Tangen Chhoti Kyon Hoti Hain?
Pappu: Madam Ji Agar Murgiyon Ki Taange Lambi Hoti To Ande Itne Upar Se Gir Kar Toot Jaate Na

Platform Par Saman Ke Dher Ke Sath Ek Ladki Baithi Hui Thi
Kuli: Madam Kuli Chahiye?
Ladki: Nahin Mera Boyfriend Hai Mere Sath

Mayke Se Hamari Madam Fon Par Boli: Kya Tum Hamen Yaad Karte Ho?
Hamne Kaha: 'Pagli' Yaad Karna Itna Aasan Hota To Dasvin Men Top Na Kar Jaate

Pulis: Madam Darwaja Kholo Aapke Pati Trak Ke Niche Aakar Papad Ban Gae Hain
Patni: Darwaja Kholne Ki Kya Jarurat Hai Niche Se Sarka Do

Ishk Ki Class Men Ek Kamal Ho Gaya;
Ek Madam Ko Pappu Se Pyar Ho Gaya;
Tabhi Se Saari Class Ka Dil Udas Ho Gaya;
Sare Bachche Feel Aur Pappu Paas Ho Gaya