MAINE PYAR KIYA JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Arz Kiya Hai:
Mujh Se Brakap Kar Ke Tu Ban Gai Ul
Mujh Se Brakap Kar Ke Tu Ban Gai Ul
Maine To Nayi Pata Li Tujhe Kya Mila?
Baba Ji Ka Thullu!

Sabhi Jangali Janavaron Ko Suchit Kiya Jata Hai Ki;
Aap To Aise Dekh Rahe Ho;
Jaise Suchna Aapko Di Ja Rahi Hai

Arj Kiya Hai:
Yu Na Kisi Ke Dil Ke Sath Khelo;
Yu Na Kisi Ke Dil Ke Sath Khelo;
Jab Call Ya SMS Hi Nahin Karna Hai To;
Mobile Bechkar Rediyon Le Lo

Arz Kiya Hai:
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhud Lo Darji;
Wah Wah;
Kapde Silvane Ho To Dhud Lo Darji;
Aur;
Nangu Pungu Ghumna Ho To Aapki Marji

Jab Bhi Aap Mahsus Kare Ki
1. Aapki Patni Behad Khubsurat Hai
2. Tikhe Nayanon Wali Hai
3. Buddhiman Hai Grehlakshmi Hai
4. Aapse Koi Apeksha Nahin Karti Hai
5. Niswarth Swabhav Se Samarpit Hai
Tab Samajh Len Jis Madira Ka Sevan Aap Ne Kiya Hai Vah Uchchakoti Ki Hai

Jab Bhi Aap Mahsus Kare Ki
1. Aapki Patni Behad Khubsurat Hai
2. Tikhe Nayanon Wali Hai
3. Buddhiman Hai Grehlakshmi Hai
4. Aapse Koi Apeksha Nahin Karti Hai
5. Niswarth Swabhav Se Samarpit Hai
Tab Samajh Len Jis Madira Ka Sevan Aap Ne Kiya Hai Vah Uchchakoti Ki Hai