MIYA BHAI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Clicking Selfie:

Girls - Brushes hair
Pouts
Smirks
Brushes hair

Boys - Bhai Jaldi Khich Le Hansi Aa Rahi Hai!

Banta: Aur Bhai Santa Tumhari Bivi Ke Ghutne Ka Dard Thik Hua Ki Nahin?
Santa: Han Yar Doctor Ko Dikhate Hi Thik Ho Gaya
Banta Ne Hairani Se Pucha: Achchha Kaun Si Dava Se?
Santa: Dava Vagairah Kuchh Nahin Bas Doctor Ne Bataya Ki Yah Budhape Ki Nishani Hai Aur Us Din Ke Baad Usne Dard Ki Shikayat Hi Nahin Ki

Ye Jo Ladkiyan Kan Aur Kandhe Ke Bich Fon Rakhke Apane Shona Babu Ko Kissi Deti Hain Na;
Yahi Sadak Durghatanaon Ka Mukhya Karan Hain

Gadi Mag Kar Le Jaane Wale Patrol Dalvayen Ya Na Dalvayen Lekin Gyan Jarur Deke Jayenge ...
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"Bhai Gadi Sarvis Mag Rahi Hai"A

Bunty: Bhai Samosa Khayega?
Pappu: Nahi Aaj Mera Upvaas Hai.
Bunty: Paise Main Dunga.
Pappu: Hari Chutney Zyada Dalwa Lena!

HYDERABADI JOKE:
Sallu Bhai: Gullu Bhai, Cheel Ku English Mein Kya Bolte, Maloom kya?
Gullu: Nai Maloom, Miyan!
Sallu: Bhai EAGLE Bolte. Isliye Bolte Chaar Kilaasa Padh Leta!
Gullu: Abaa Aisa... Terku Maloom Bemaar Cheel ku kya Bolte?
Sallu: Nai Maloom, Bhai.
Gullu: Bimar Eagle ko ILLEGAL Bolte Hein!