MUJHSE SHAADI KAROGI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Rangin Ho Tum Rango Se Jyada;
Mahakte Ho Tum Fulon Se Jyada;
Smart Ho Tum Mujhse Jyada;
Agar Yah Sochate Ho Tum To 'Bevkuf' Ho Tum Had Se Jyada

Garlfrend: Kya Tum Mujhse Pyar Karte Ho?
Pappu: Ha
Garlfrend: Lekin Tumhe To Meri Parwaah Hi Nahin Hai
Pappu: Kyonki Pyar Karne Wale Kisi Ki Parvah Nahin Karte