MUNNA BHAI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

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Dekh Tera Bhai Ja Raha Hai!

Banta: Are Bhai Kya Hua? Itne Mayus Kyon Ho?
Santa: Kya Batau Main To Barbad Ho Gaya
Banta: Kyon Kya Hua?
Santa: Mere Dade Ko Punarjanm Men Vishvas Tha Kambakht Apni Jaaydaad Apne Hi Naam Kar Gaye

Pappu: Tumhara Bhai Gora Hai Par Tum Kale Kyon Ho?
Dost: Kyonki Main Rat Men Paida Hua Tha Aur Mera Bhai Din Men

Facebook addicts update status: Going home with 750 others.
Someone: Bhai 750?
Facebook addict: Haan Bhai... Train Se Ja Raha Hoon!

Ek Baar Santa Ki Bhains Kho Gai
Vo Dhundhta Hua Park Men Pahuncha
Vahan Ek Ladka Apni Premika Ke Aakhon Me Dekh Kar Kah Raha Tha Jaan Mujhe Tumhari Aakhon Me Puri Duniya Dikhai De Rahi Hai
Santa Bola "Bhai Jara Dekh Ke Bata To Meri Bhains Kahan Par Hai!"

Ek Dost Ne Dusre Dost Ko Fon Kiya
Pahla Dost: Bhai Main Aaj Mama Ban Gaya
Dusra Dost: Matlab Didi Maa Bani Hain?
Pahla Dost: Abe Nahin Be Pulis Men Naukari Lag Gayi Hai Meri