PAISA JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Ladka Apni Premika Se: Tum Hoti To Aisa Hota Tum Hoti To Vaisa Hota
Par Maa Kasam Tum Na Hoti To Paisa Hi Paisa Hota

Jindagi Men Paisa Dost Sabakuchh Vapas A Jate Hain;
Par Tute Hue Dant Vapas Nahin Aate;
Isliye Time Par Maisej Kar Diya Karo;
Varna Hanste Hue Bahut Sharm Aayegi

Jindagi Men Sabkuch Vapas Aata Hai;
Pyar Paisa Dost;
Par Tute Hue Dant Nahin Aate Aapki Kasam;
Hanste Hue Bahut Sharmaoge Aur Bure Bhi Lagoge Isiliye Jaldi SMS Karo

Paisa Bistar De Sakta Hai... Nind Nahin;
Paisa Bhojan De Sakta Hai... Bhuk Nahin;
Paisa Achche Kapde De Sakta Hai... Sundarta Nahin;
Paisa Aisho Aaram Ke Sadhan De Sakta Hai... Sukun Nahin;
Isliye Aap Sabhi Apna Apna Paisa...
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Mere Naam Transfer Karke Sanyas Le Len

Pathan: Ham Yaha Nahi Rahega Hamara Paisa Wapis Karo! Itna Chhota Kamara Aur Ek Stul Tum Hamen Jaanwar Samajhta Hai!
Water: Sar Kamre Men To Chaliye Ye Lift Hai!