PATI PATNI JOKES 140 JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Patni: Mohabbat Agar Andhi Hoti Hai To Fir Shadi Kya Hai
Pati: Shadi Aakhon Ka Operation Hai

Patni Khubsurat N Ho To Pati Dayen Bayen Dekhta Hai
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Agar Khubsurat Ho To Fir Charon Taraf Dekhta Hai

Pati Ke Pet Men Gadabad Thi Patni Se Kaha To Kahne Lagi Ajwain Le Lo...
Pati Khushi Se "Kya Karu? Aaj Vin Le Lo"

Ek Achchhi Shadi Yani Andhi Dulhan Aur Bahra Pati

Ek Indori Patipatni Ki Baten:
Patni: Aap Mujhe Kitna Pyar Karte Ho?
Pati: Bhot Sara
Patni: Bhot Sara Matlab Kitta Koi Hisaab Kitaab Hai Ki Ni?
Pati: Bhot Sara Mane Bhot Sara Ab Magajmari Karvayegi Kya Jamanebhar Jodghatav Ain?
Patni: Achchha Sidhe Se Bolo 1 Se 10 Tak Kitne Plat Pohe Ke Barabar Pyar Karte Ho?
Pati: 10 Plat Pohe 250 Gram Sevanukti Dal Ke Aadhi Tapeli Jhannat Usal Muttha Bhar Tali Mirch Barik Katra Pyaj 45 Jhatke Jiravan Ki Dabbi Ke Barabar Pyar Karta Hu Geli

Kash Kejriwal Ji Koi Aisa Bhi Kanun Le Aayen Ki...
1 9 Ko Patni Bolegi Aur Pati Sunega
0 8 Ko Pati Bolega Aur Patni Sunegi
Aisa Kanun Aane Par Kafi Samasyaon Ka Hal Ho Sakta Hai