PATLI KAMAR JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

CA Ki Patni Ne Pucha: Mahgai Dar Kya Hoti Hai?
CA: Pahle Tumhari Kamar 28 Thi Aur Vajan Tha 45 Kilo Ab Tumhari Kamar Hai 38 Aur Vajan Hai 75 Kilo Ab Tumhare Paas Sab Kuch Pahle Se Jyada Hai Fir Bhi Valu Kam Hai Yahi Mahgai Dar Hai
Moral: Arthshastra Utana Kathin Nahin Hai Yadi Sahi Udharan Dekar Samjhaya Jaye

Techer: Chhoti Madhumakkhi Tumhen Kya Deti Hai?
Chintu: Shahad!
Techra: Patli Bakri? Monu: Dudh!
Techer: Aur Moti Bhains?
Banti: Homvark!
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De Thappad Pe Thap

At: Kitni Patli Ho Gai Ho Kuchh Leti Kyon Nahin?
Ladki: Aap Kahti Ho To Abhi Le Leti Hu
"Ladki Ne At Ke Sath Selfie Le"