RAILWAY STATION JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pappu Ne Live Radio Station Par Call Kiya
Pappu: Hello Ji Yah Radio Station Hi Hai Na?
Aar Je: Ji Haan
Pappu: Meri Aawaaj Pura Shahar Sun Raha Hai Na?
Aar Je: Han
Pappu: Yani Ghar Men Jo Meri Bahan Hai Vah Bhi Radio Sun Rahi Hogi!
Aar Je (Gusse Se): Haan Bhai Haan!
Pappu: Hello Pinki ! Agar Meri Aawaz Sun Rahi Hai To Jaldi Se Moter Chala De
Main Chh Par Bathrum Men Hun Aur Paani Khatam Ho Gaya Hai!

Why did the govt. built satellite launching station at Sri Harikota in South India?
It`s obvious. Bcoz Rajnikanth can provide the energy to launch the space vehicles.

Braking Nus:
Kripya Karke Aapke Jitne Bhi Rishtedar Dilli Men Rahate Hain Unko Suchit Kar Den Ki CIA RAW Aur Dusre Sutron Se Pata Chala Hai Ki Tamam Bas Stop Metro Station Ke Paas Sabji Mandi Model Toun Ji. Te. Karnal Rod Toll Tax Barrier Paschim Vihar Karol Bag Moti Nagar Markit Aur Relve Station Ke Karib
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Tarbuj A Gae Hain Ja Kar Kharid Lo!

Pati: Meri Patni Gum Ho Gai Hai
Post Master: Andhe Ye Post Offis Hai Pulis Station Jao
Pati: Maaf Kijiyega Khushi Ke Mare Samajh Nahin A Raha Kidhar Jaun

Santa was getting down at almost every station and buying a ticket.
Co-passenger: Why don't you buy 1 ticket for the whole trip?
Santa: My doctor advised me not to take long trips!