RAKHI JOKES IN ENGLISH JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Chin Men Bachche Ke Namakaran Ka Tarika Ye Hai Ki Ghar Men Steel Ke Bartan Zameen Par De Maro Aur Jo Avaj Aaye Wahi Naam Rakh Do
Ting Tong Tung

Santa (Naukar Se) Bola: Ja Ek Chay Lekker A
Naukar: Paise To Dijiye Malik
Santa: Har Roj Deta Hu Aaj Bina Paise Ke Lekker A
Naukar Ne Khali Kap Lakar Rakh Diya
Santa Ne Jab Dekha To Kaha: Are Yah Kap To Khali Hai
Naukar: Malik Roj Bhara Pite Ho Aaj Khali Hi Sahi

Ladki Ka Baap: Kya Jamana Aa Gaya Hai Ladki Bhi Do Aur Dahej Bhi Do
Santa: Nahin Nahin Aap Sirf Dahej Hi Dijie Ladki Apne Paas Rakh Lijie

Ek Aadmi Baba Ke Paas Jata Hai
Aadmi: Baba Kabhi-Kabhi Raat Ko Achanak Nind Khul Gai To Dekhta Hu Ki Bivi Ka Chehra Noor Se Chamak Raha Hai Raushani Itni Hoti Hai Ki Chadar Ke Upar Se Kiranen Dikhti Hain Ye Kaisa Noor Hai Babaji
Baba: Abe Apne Mobile Par Pasward Dalke Rakh Fon Chek Karti Hai Vo Tera

Santa: Ghar Ka Sara Kimti Saman Kahin Chhupaakar Rakh Do Padosi A Rahe Hain
Jito: Kyon Ji Kya Aapke Dost Chura Lenge?
Santa: Are Nahin Vo Apna Saman Pahchan Lenge

Pappu Ka Iss Hafte Ka Sabse Bada Darr
Thapad Se Darr Nahi Lagta Ji Rakhi Se Lagta Hai...!!!