SABJI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Santa Jito Se: Yah Sabji Tumne Banai Hai Iska Naam Kya Hai?
Jito: Kyon Puch Rahe Ho?
Santa: Kyonki Aspatal Men Mujhse Bhi Puchenge Ki Maine Kya Khaya Tha?

Aaj Ka Gyaan:
Jivan Men Kam Se Kam Ek Sachcha Mitra Hamesha Apne Paas Rakho Taki...
Jis Din Aapke Yaha Turai Karela Ya Kundaru Ki Sabji Bane Us Din Uske Ghar Jakar Khana Kha Sake

Pati Patni Sabji Market Men Gaye Patni Itna Bhav Mol Aur Janch Padtal Kar Rahi Thi Ki Pati Pareshan Ho Gaya
Pati: Kripa Karke Jaldi Kharido Of Ko Let Ho Raha Hu
Patni: Tum Bich Men Mat Bolo Jaldi Jaldi Karke Hi Tum Jaisa Pati Mila Hai Mujhe Ab Koi Nayi Galti Nahin Karni

"Bhagyavan!" Bhojan Ke Liye Baithe Pati Ne Patni Se Pucha "Yah To Sabji Tumne Banai Hai Iska Naam Kya Hai"
"Kyon Puch Rahe Ho?"
"Kyonki Aspatal Men Mujhse Bhi To Pucha Jayega Ki Maine Kya Khaya Tha?"

Santa Bajar Sabji Lene Gaya Vah Dukan Par Pahuncha To Sabji Wala Sabjiyon Par Pani Ka Chhidkav Kar Raha Tha
Santa Kafi Der Tak Intjar Karne Ke Bad Bola " Agar Inhen Hosh A Gaya Ho To Ek Ek Kilo Matar Aur Bhindi De Do"A