SABSE GANDE JOKES IN HINDI JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Banta: Jo Log Hamesha Office Mein Overtime Karte Hain, Kya Woh Sabse Mehnati Hai?
Santa: Nahi, Ya Toh Woh Biwi Se Tang Hain Ya Woh Office Mein Kisi Ke Sang Hain!

Banta: Tumhe "Tom Aur Jairi" Ke Sabse Majedar Chij Kya Lagti Hai?
Santa: Pura Din Nange Ghumenge; Aur Jab Nahane Ke Liye Jayenge To Sviming Sut Pahan Ke Jayenge

Techer: Matapita Ke Bad Sabse Jyada Prerana Kaun Deta Hai?
Pappu: Bas Condctor Kyonki Vo Hamesha Bolta Rahta Hai 'Chaliye Chaliye Aage Badhiye'a

Duniya Ke 2 Sabse Mushkil Kaam:
1. Apni Baat Kisi Aur Ke Dimag Men Fit Karna
2. Kisi Aur Ka Paisa Apni Jeb Men Shift Karna

Jo Pahle Men Kamyab Hota Hai Use 'Teacher' Kahte Hain Jo Dusre Men Kamyab Hota Hai Use 'Business Man' Kahte Hain Aur Jo Donon Men Kamyab Hota Hai Use 'Biwi' Kahte Hain

Duniya Ka Sabse Pahla Pasward Kya Tha?
Socho Nahin Pata?
Duniya Ka Sabse Pahla Pasward Tha...
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'Khul Ja Sim Sim"A

Banta: Yaar Sasural Me Damaad Ki Ijjat Sabse Jyada Kyon Hoti Hai?
Santa: Kyonki Vo Jante Hain Ki Yah Vah Mahan Aadmi Hai Jisne Unke Ke Ghar Ke Tufan Ko Sambhal Ke Rakha Hai