SHADI JOKES IN URDU JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Shadi Kitni Khatarnak Chij Hai Iska Andaza Isi Bat Se Lagaya Ja Sakta Hai Ki
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Jyadatar Shadiyon Men Dulhan Baraatiyon Ke 'Nagin Dans' Ke Baad Hi Bahar Nikalati Hai

Santa: Tumhen Pata Hai Mogambo Ki Shadi Nahin Hui Thi
Banta: Tum Kaise Kah Sakte Ho?
Santa: Kyonki Agar Mogambo Bhi Shadishuda Hota To Kabhi Bhi Na Kahta "Mogambo Khush Hua"A

Itni Masum Si Khwahish Thi Is Nadaan Dil Ki;
Jo Chahta Tha Ki Shadi Bhi Karo Aur Khush Bhi Rahu

Ek Trak Ke Pichhe Likha Tha "Dulhan Hi Dahej Hai"
Dusre Trak Ke Piche Likha Tha "Dahej Lena Paap Hai"
Ab Koi Shadi Kare Bhi To Kaise?

Purani Garlfrend Ki Shadi Ka Card Mila Thodi Taklif Jarur Hui Bad Men Socha Jaunga Jarur
Mohabbat Apni Jagah Hai Aur...
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Batar Chikan Apni Jagah

Shadi Eklauta Aisa Zakhm Hai Jaha Chot Lagane Se Pahle Haldi Lagai Jati Hai