SWACHH BHARAT JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Bharat Men Bachche Bournvita Se
Mahilayen Fair

Kuch Log Garmi Se Bachne Ke Liye MC Donalds Men 20 Wali Iscrim Lekker 5 Ghante Baithe Rahte Hain
Isliye Bharat Men Sare Marketing Plans Flop Ho Jate Hain

Bharat Ka Ek Param Satya:
Paisa Nahin Hone Ke Karan Padhai Chhodane Wale Bahut Mil Jayenge Par Paisa Nahin Hone Ke Karan Daru Jua Ganja Gutkha Tambaku Chhodne Wala Aaj Tak Koi Nahin Mila

Aurat Ki Mard Se Paise Nikalwane Ki Kala Ko Dekhte Hue Mera Ye Manna Hai Ki Agar Desh Ka Agla PM Koi Aurat Bane To...
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"Black Money" Jaldi Bharat A Jayegi

Patni: Atal Ji Ko Bharat Ratn Kyon Mil Raha Hai? Unhonne Aisa Kya Kiya Hai?
Pati: Pagli Unhonne Shadi Nahin Ki Isliye

Aaj Ka Gyaan:
Mahila Jal Ki Tarah Swachh Nirmal Shital Hoti Hai Aur Jal Ki Hi Tarah Sanvedanshil Hoti Hai
Purush Mitti Ki Tarah Thos Aur Sthiti Ke Anusar Dhal Jaane Wala Hota Hai Mitti Ki Tarah Vakt Ki Mar Sahata Hai
Aur Jab Donon Ki Shaadi Hoti Hai To Sab Kichad Ho Jata Hai