TERI YAAD JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Adhyapika: Main Teri Jaan Nikaal Dungi Iski English Kya Hogi?
Pappu (Gusse Men) Bola: English Ki Aisi Ki Taisi Tu Hath To Laga Ke Dikha

Aaj To Apmaan Karne Ki Saari Haden Paar Ho Gayi Aaj Maine Ek Ladki Ko Message Kiya Kaha Ho?
Usane Reply Kiya Teri Aukat Ke Bahar

Ek Baba Ne Awaz Lagai Bahan Roti De Do Baba Bhukha Hai
Andar Se Bande Ki Awaz I Teri Bahan Mayke Gai Hai Aaj Tera Jija Bhi Bhukha Hai

Akbar: Vada Kar Birbal Teri Bivi Ki Pahli Kiss Mujhe Lene Dega
Birbal: Vada Hujur Par Meri Bhi Ek Shart Hai
Akbar: Bolo Kya Shart Hai?
Birbal: Main Shadi Aapki Bahan Se Karunga

Ek Baat Yaad Rakhna
Jise Duniya Marriage Anniversary Kahti Hai Asal Men Vo Kunwarepan Majmasti Chhchementhi Aur Aadmi Ki Aajadi Ki "Punyatithi" Hoti Hai

Patni: Suno Ji Mehmaan A Rahe Hain Aur Ghar Men Dal Ke Siva Kuchh Nahin Hai
Pati: Tum Chinta Mat Karo Jab Vo Aayen To Rasoi Men Ek Bartan Girana Main Puchhun To Kahna 'Korma' Gir Gaya Fir Dusra Bartan Girana Aur Kahna 'Biryani' Gir Gayi Fir Main Kahunga Chalo 'Dal' Hi Le Aao
Mehmano Ke Aane Ke Baad Bartan Girne Ki Awaaz I
Pati: Kya Hua?
Patni: Teri Maa Da Siyapaa Ho Gaya Dal Hi Gir Gayi