FUNNY JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Sardar: i really like you. girl: meri chappal ka size pata hai na ? sardar: lo kr lo gal, friendship hoi nai, farmaishan shuru. %arsi%

3 sardar ek bed pe so rahe the, un teeno ko jagah theek se nahi mil rahi thi. phir 1 sardar bed se niche sone laga. 2nd sardar: ab jagah ho gayi hai, upar aaja.

Teacher: name 5 animals living in the water? sardar: frog. teacher: theek hai aur das? sardar: frog da praah, bhen, pyo te maa.

1 srdar usa gya. wahn wo church me gya to achank wahn awaz ai ‘tannn’ ar itefaq se light b chali gai sardar dr k bola, . ”oye bhago! . . . undertaker a gya hai”

Tumhara shop ka doodh kharab hai santa: tumhara shop ka doodh kharab hai shrbat me dala pht gya dudh wale ne pocha konse sharbat may dala tha? santa : limoo pani me..!

Hum to udti chidya k bhi hum to udti chidya k bhi par gin lete he, santa: is me mushkil hi kiya hai 2 hi to hota hein

Bache ke report lene hospital gya sardar bache ke report lene hospital gya report bohat kharab thi . . sardar bache se bola “oy school te school… tenu ethey v meri izat da koi kheyal nai.” ;->

Sardar apni girlfriend k sath date k liye oil mein naha k jata hai gf: ap oil mein kiun nahay? sardar: meine suna tha k har chiz meezan mein achi lagti hai;->

Funny sardar ji: hamne mobile marriage bureau shuru kiya hai: ” rishtey k liye 1 dabaye, mangni k liye 2 dabye, shadi k liye 3 dabye.” desi man: hum dusri shadi k liye kya dabaun? funny sardar ji: dusri shadi k liye pehle wali ka gala dabye ..!

Two sardars went in to a bar & after ordering 2 drinks took sum sandwiches out of their pocketz & started 2 eat them. you cant eat ur own sandwiches in here, complained the bar manager. so da 2 sardars exchanged their sandwiches.

Aik sardar g rail ki patri pr soo gaya. aik admi ny kaha kia kr raho ho? train aayegi tou mr jao gay! sardar ji: kal mayre opper say jahaaz guzar gayaa tou kuch nahee hua, rail kia cheez hay?

One sardar callz air india and ask “how long does it take 2 fly 2 amritsar? just a min, says the receptionist. “thank you.” says the sardar and hangs up.

Sardar building sa gira doctor said: he is dead sardar suddenly wake up n said main zinda hoon sardars wife tu pya reh tenu doctor naloo b
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After finishing mbbs. sardar starts his practise! he checked his first patient’s eyes tongue & ears by torch! & finally he said “battery iz 0k”.

Ek sardar ne ek bachy se pucha k tum ko a,b,c aaty ha to bachy ne keha k mujy 9 tak aty ha. sardar ne bachy se keha k oyee ullu k pathy 9 a,b,c main nahe aata. yeh to alif, be,, main ata ha.

Sardar ji as a director: you should jump to the swimming pool from 100 ft height hero: i don’t know swimming. sardar ji: oye don’t worry yaar! pool is empty

Sardar: will u merry , after i die . wife : no i wiil live with my sister. wife : will u marry , after i die . sardar: no i will also live with ur sister.

A sardar ji pulled out 6 people from a burning house� still he was in jail ��.why? coz all the 6 were fire brigade staff !

1st sardar:me kal mushaery me gya to logo ne mjhe utha k bahir phenk dia 2nd:wo q? 1st:shaer ka nam hayat tha or me usy daad dy rha tha “wa hayat” “wahayat”

Sardar police station aya or bola: mujhe arrest karlo, mene apni bv k sar pe danda mara hay police: wo mar gai kya.? sardar: nahi oo te bach gai. hun meri khair nai.

Sardarne 2 sardr sardar g main ne aj pane ko bewakoof banaya sardar. wo kaisay sardarne. main ne pane garam kya per thanday se naha lya ha ha ha babloo

Teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. all were busy writing except one sardarji. he wrote “due to rain, no match!”

Sardarji is filling up a job application……………………… he promptly fills in the lines on name, age, addr,& etc. then came the column salary expected………………… after much thought he writes: yes………………………..

A sardar went 2 hotel, ordered chiken, waiter comes with the order, surdar:murgi di taang kithe hai? waiter:woh langra tha. surdar: dil? waiter:dil murgi le gayee. surdar: dimaag? waiter: murga sardar tha

Difference between gf & wife? gf-beauty, wf-duty gf-pension, wf- tension, gf-yummy, wf-vehmi, gf-cool, wf-fool, gf-tutti-fruity, wf-kismat futi gf-fresh cake, wf-earthquake

The world's thinnest book has only one word written in it: everything and the book is titled: "what woman want!"

What men want: a woman who can cook, a woman who earns good money, a woman who loves him & system to make sure that those 3 women never meet each other!

The bride, upon her engagement, went to her mother & said, "i've found a man just like father!" mother replied, "so what do u want from me, sympathy?"

Sardar got into a bus on 1st april when conductor asked for ticket. he gave rs.10/- and took the ticket and said april fool. i have pass.

Mukhesh ambani said to anil ambani, "i want to kiss yourwife. anil:- ok. but 40 paisa per min. wife shouted-"don't cheathim. reliance to reliance is free.