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Sadak pe phool bechne wala ek aadmi ko bola phoolwala: “sahab, apni girlfriend ke liye phool le lo” ladka: “meri koi girl-friend nahi hai” phoolwala: “to mangetar ke liye le lo” ladka: “meri mangetar bhi nahi hai” phoolwala: “to biwi ke liye hi le lo” ladka: “arey bhai meri biwi bhi nahi hai, kunwara hun” phoolwala khushi se muskurate hue: “aye duniya ke khush-kismat insaan meri taraf se ye phool free mein le le“

Baadshah akbar ke paar ek 12 inch ka chhota sa, pyara sa ghoda tha. birbal: jahanpanah... apko yeh ghoda kahan se mila? akbar: ek baba ne diya tha. unse jo bhi maango woh de dete hain. birbal: jahanpanah, main bhi baba ke paas jaaunga, mujhe bataiye ki vo kahan milenge? akbar ne us baba ka thikana birbal ko bataya aur bole: jao birba.. par khayal rahe ki baba ek hi muraad poori karte hain aur thoda ooncha sunte hain. birbal baba ke paas se jab laut kar aaye toh akbar ko bataya: jahanpanah.... maine baba se ek bori heere maange the aur baba ne mujhe ek bori kheere de diye. akbar: toh tumne kya socha tha ki main baba se 12 inch ka 'ghoda' maanga tha.