Bivi: Aapki Shadi Itni Late Q Hui

Bivi: aapki shadi itni late q hui??
husband: sadqay ki waja se.
wife herani se: wo kese??
husband: me sadqa bohat diya kerta tha qk
sadqa buri balaon ko taal deta hai,
bas is saal masrufiyat ki waja se nahi de saka to ho gai shadi.