ALPHA BETA JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Techer: Itna Let Kaise Ho Gaya?
Ladka: Ji Mere Pitaji Hospital Men Hain
Techer: Chalo Beta Koi Baat Nahin
Kuch Din Baad:
Techer: Aaj Fir Let?
Ladka: Ji Pitaji Hospital Men Hain
Techer: Abhi Tere Papa Thik Nahin Huee Kya?
Ladka: Are Nahin Mere Papa To Doctor Hain

Ek Maa Ke Liye Vo Kaun Sa Kam Hai Jise Beta Kare To Bahut Bura Aur Damad Kare To Bahut Achcha Lagta Hai?
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Bivi Ki Gulami!

Santa: Are Pappu Beta Kya Hua? Aaj Tum Taraju Aur Baat Lekker Skool Kyon Jaa Rahe Ho?
Pappu: Papa Kal Sar Ne Hamen Sikhaya Tha Ki Hamen Har Baat Ko Napataul Kar Bolna Chahiye Isiliye

Pinki Apane Bofrend Ko Leker Park Men Baithi Tha
Santa Ne Dekh Liya
Santa Ne Fon Karke Puch "Beta Kaha Ho?"
Pinki: Papa Paper Dene Aayi Hu
Santa: Jara Dhyan Se Is Pepar Ka Result Aaya To Jaan Se Maar Dunga

Adhyapak: Kaun Si Chidiya Sabse Tej Udati Hai?
Pathan Ka Beta: Hathi!
Adhyapak: Nalayak Tera Baap Kya Karta Hai?
Pathan Ka Beta: Ji Vo 'Al Kayda' Men Kam Karte Hain!
Adhyapak: Shabas! Bachcho Likho Uttar 'Hathi!'

Maa: Beta Bathrum Ke Jaale Saaf Kar Do
Beta: Kanun Se Karva Lo
Maa: Kya?
Beta: Ha Kyonki Kanoon Ke Haath Lambe Hote Hain