Pappu: I picked up my girlfriend from the police station. She'd been mugged, raped and beaten up. Bunty: It's pretty sad. Pappu: But I fail to understand, why she went to the Police Station in the first place!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: I've got a new anorexic girlfriend, but it's not going too well. Bittu: What happened? Pappu: I'm seeing less and less of her!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Girlfriend: Why didn't you give me anything for my birthday? Pappu: You told me to surprise you!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: My girlfriend says she wants me to be more like her Ex. Bunty: So what are you doing about it? Pappu: I am dumping her!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Girlfriend: Will you marry me? Pappu: Yes. Girlfriend: When? Pappu: As soon as I complete CA. Girlfriend: Shaadi Nahi Karni Hai Toh Na Bol Do, Faltu Bakwas Mat Karo!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: I won't marry you, and do you know why? Girlfriend: No; I can't think. Pappu: That's why!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >