KANJUS BANIYA JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Pati: Kya Aaj Khana Banaya Hai?
Patni: Nahin Main Gir Gai Thi Aur Lag Gai?
Pati (Aashchary) Se: Kahan Gir Gai Thi Aur Kaha Lag Gai Thi?
Patni: Palang Pe Gir Gai Thi Aur Aak Lag Gai Thi

Ullu Aur Pati Men Kya Fark Hota Hai?
Pati Ko Aasani Se Ullu Banaya Ja Sakta Hai Jabki Ullu Itna Bhi Ullu Nahin Hota Ki Pati Ban Jaye