SHARABI JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Techer: Salman Bhai Ke Kes Se Tumhen Kya Sabka Mila Bachcho?
Pappu: Sharab Chahe Sasti Piyo Vakil Mahaga Hona Chahiye!

Janab Arz Hai...
Main Pikar Nahin Bahakta Bahakata Hu Sirf Use Dekhkar
Ab Bataao Zara Ki Sharaab Haraam Hai Ya Vo?

Itane Men Mammi Ke Kamre Se Avaj I
Sharaab Haraam Hai Aur Wo Haramzadi Hai Aur Tu Nalayak

Maa Kasam Sab Saaf Ho Gaya