My wife, my life .. the most supportive, sensitive, emotional, careful person to all, i am blessed with almighty.. love and respect to my lady.. thanks for my life.. stay blessed ..02 Feb 2024English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Women are like fruits .... every women has her own unique taste and color .... the problem is with the men .... they seem to love "fruit salad" :30 Jan 2024English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Women live a better, longer & peaceful life…!! why? very simple. a woman does not have a wife..!!!27 Jan 2024English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Why does a man keep his wifes picture in his pocket? because whenever he is in trouble, he looks at the picture and thinks .... if i can face this, i can face ...24 Jan 2024English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Wife at the dinner table, "please toast some bread for me". the lazy husband raised his wine glass and said, "to bread!"21 Jan 2024English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Collateral benefit of the ipad: husband & wife no longer block each other`s faces while reading newspapers.18 Jan 2024English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
My wife says i never take her anywhere expensive. so i took her to the gas station.15 Jan 2024English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
An intelligent wife is one who makes sure she spends so much that her husband can't afford another woman.12 Jan 2024English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
A wife was screaming at her husband, "leave! get out of this house!" she ordered. as husband was walking out the door she yelled, "i hope you die a slow and painful death!" he stopped, turned around and replied "so now you want me to stay?09 Jan 2024English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Wife: you had lunch? husband: you had lunch? wife: i'm asking you. husband: i'm asking you. wife: are you copying me? husband: are you copying me? wife: i love you. husband: i had lunch!06 Jan 2024English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Wife: there's trouble with the car. it has water in the carburetor. hubby: water in the carburetor? that's ridiculous. wife: i tell you the car has water in the carburetor. hubby: you don't even know what a carburetor is. i'll check it out. where's the car? wife: in the pool.03 Jan 2024English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Dear husband, your wallet was getting fat so i am taking it out for some exercise! yours loving wife31 Dec 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Never criticize ur husband's faults. remember it may have been these little imperfections that stopped him from getting a better wife.28 Dec 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
My wife treats me like god! she takes no notice of my existence till she wants something.25 Dec 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Wife to husband: you don't love me at all. husband points towards their 5 children and says, `do you think i have downloaded them from google`?22 Dec 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Husband: when i`m gone, you`ll never find another man like me. wife: what makes you think i`d want another man like you!19 Dec 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
The successful marriage depends on one simple equation: wife having beauty secrets and husband having secret beauties.16 Dec 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Truth of life: husband makes a mistake, wife shouts & husband says sorry. wife makes a mistake, husbands shouts & wife cries; & husband again says sorry.13 Dec 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Why are wives more dangerous than the mafia? the mafia wants either ur money or life... the wives want both!10 Dec 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
A man is the head of the family and the wife is the neck. the neck turns the head exactly the way it wants.07 Dec 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Men who don't understand women at all, by & large, fall into two groups: bachelors and husbands.04 Dec 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Wife to her friend: my hubby bought me a mood ring the other day. when i'm in a gud mood, it turns green & when im in a bad mood, it leaves a red mark on his forehead!01 Dec 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Wife: if i dismiss the cook and make the food myself for a month, what will you pay me? husband: i won't have to pay you, you'll get my entire insurance amount.28 Nov 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Men want 3 qualities in wives: economist in kitchen, artist in home& devil in bed. but they get artist in kitchen, devil in home& economist in bed.25 Nov 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
A man who surrenders when he's wrong, is honest. a man who surrenders when he's not sure, is wise. a man who surrenders when he's right, is a husband22 Nov 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Galfriends r like chocolates, taste gud anytime. lovers r like pizzas, hot n spicy, eaten frequently. husbands r like dal rice, eaten when there`s no choice19 Nov 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Man receives telegram: wife dead-should be buried or cremated? man: don't take any chances. burn the body and bury the ash.16 Nov 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Husband: shall we try a different position tonight? wife: that's a good idea... you stand by the ironing board while i sit on the sofa and fart.13 Nov 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
After a quarrel, a husband said to his wife, "you know, i was a fool when i married you." she replied, "yes, dear, but i was in love & didn't notice."10 Nov 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >
Wife: tumhe pyar karna nahi aata. husband: to kya ye 3 bacche internet se download kiya hain? wife: nahi ye to tumhare dost ke pen drive se liya hai.07 Nov 2023English JokesHusband VS Wife Jokes div >