1 bacha school ka kaam kar raha tha ki uski pencil zameen pe gir gayi, usne seenay pe hath rakh ke utha li, phr uski ruber giri usnay seenay pe hath rakh ke utha li, uski maa ne kha k tum seenay pe hath rakh k cheezen q uthate ho?? bacha bola: hamari miss b aise uthati hain, maa: beta unko aise uthane do lekin tum aise na kia karo. bacha: nahi maa 1 dafa unhone hath nahi rakha tha to unke fefde bahar aa gye the..:d:d11 May 2023English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Pappu kai dinon se school nahi jata toh kafi dinon ke baad school jane per teacher pappu se puchti hai. teacher: “itne din se kahaan thhe?” pappu: “bird flu ho gya thha” teacher: “par yeh to birds mein hota hai” pappu (gusse me): “insaan hi kaha rehne diya apne, roj to murga bana dete ho“.:d:d29 Apr 2023English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Sir: tense kitne type ke hote hai? boy: 3 , present, past, future sir: good example do boy: kal apki beti ko dekha tha, aaj pyar karta hu, kal bhaga ke le jaunga.:d:d17 Apr 2023English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Jo student pas ho gaye unko congratulations! & jo student fail ho gaye unko double congratulations! kyu ki un ki class me nayi ladkiyan hongi.05 Apr 2023English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Class me masti thi humari bhi kuch hasti thi teacher ka sahara tha dil ye awara tha kaha aa gye is college ka chakkar me wo school hi kitna pyara tha.24 Mar 2023English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Tcher- aaj short skirt q pahan k aayi ho girl- sir aaj half day h na isliye, full day par full dress pahnti hu all boys- sirrrrrrrr,,, holiday ko class lo na!.12 Mar 2023English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Maths teacher and history teacher were fighting. history teacher : main akbar ki sena lekar tumhare upar chadhai kar dunga. maths teacher (smiling) : main sabko bracket me band kar k zero se multiply kar dunga28 Feb 2023English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Class mein teacher sab bacho se puchti hai tum bade ho kar kya-kya banoge, santa ki baari aati hai aur teacher puchti hai. teacher: “acha santa tum batao bade ho kar kya banoge?” santa: “mam, main pilot banunga” teacher: “kyun?” santa: “oh mam samajha karo, upar accident ka khatra nahi hota na“:d:d16 Feb 2023English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Pappu ne apni math ki madam se ek din puchha pappu: “miss kya aap murgi hai?” madam hairani se: “kya bakwas kar rahe ho? main tumhe murgi nazar aati hu?” pappu: “to miss aap mere har test mein anda hi kyun deti ho?“.:d:d04 Feb 2023English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Teacher class mein papu se puchti hai, teacher: “chalo papu aaj tum batao, tumhara favorite writer koun hai?” papu: “mam, aapki beti tina, jo mujhe har hafte ek achha letter likh ke bhejti hai“.:d:d23 Jan 2023English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Teacher- pappu ek story sunao with moral. . . pappu- maine usko phone kiya wo so rahi thi. . . phir usne mujhe phone kiya main so raha tha. . . moral- jaisi karni wsi bharni..:d:d11 Jan 2023English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Teacher: what is your best friends name. student: madanlal darshanlal chodhary. teacher: its very long, any short name. . . student: ma. . dar. . .cho/).30 Dec 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
College life .. assignment copy karte time oye ! ye kya likha hai ? . . . . . . . jo word samajh aa raha hai wo likh jo nai aa raha uska aisa hi design bana de .. true or not18 Dec 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
A student who got 0% marks, was surprised because his all answers were seeminglycorrect!? do you feel that he was wrongly penalised?? ? q.1- in which battle did tipu sultan die ?.. ans.- in his last battle.. q.2- where was the declaration of independence signed? ans.- at the bottom of the page.. q.3- what is the main reason for divorce ?.. ans.- marriage.. q.4- ganga flows in which state ?.. ans.- liquid state.. q.5- when was mahatma gandhi born ?. ans.- on his birthday. q.6- how will you distribute 8 mangoes among 6 people ?.. ans.- by mango shake..!! q.7-where do maximum ice fall noticed in india...???.. awesome reply by student:- .."in wine glass????." forward it..it's new??06 Dec 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Teacher to johny: “haath mein kitni fingers hoti hain?” johny: “sir six” teacher: “bhosri ke tujhe kitni bar bola hai pant se hath bahar nikaal kar count kiya kar”.:d:d24 Nov 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Nursary madam: “bachhon batao, ek saal mein kitne mahine hote hai?” pappu: “mam, 12” madam: “wah, tum kaise jante ho?” pappu: “12 mahine mein 12 tarike se tujhko pyar jatauga re, dhinka chika-dhinka chika“.:d:d12 Nov 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Teacher ne class mein bacho ki knowledge bhadane ke liye ek question puchha teacher: “bacho! ek asie chij batao jo udati asman mein hai aur bache zamin pe deti hai” pappu: “air hostess“:d:d31 Oct 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Student's life is like english movies school = jurassic park.. principal = king kong.. vice principle = hulk.. teachers = aliens.. class guys = planet of apes.. class gals = charlies angels.. syllubus = deep blue sea exam = mission impossible invigilator = terminator.. result = .end of the world19 Oct 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Teacher : kitne saal k ho ? student : register me check kar le, teacher : kaha se ho ? student : school record me dekh le, teacher : sabse jyada pyar kise krte ho, mom or dad ? student : mere dil se puch le, teacher : tera dil kaha hai ? student : teri beti se puch le . students rocks07 Oct 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
College student : meri attendance ke bare zyaada mat sochna…”main college me aata hoon… lecture main nahi…25 Sep 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Engineering students ragging kyu nahi karte ??? . . . . . . kyuki kaunsi exam k baad, kon senior ho jaaye pata hi nahi chalta...!13 Sep 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Teacher: "anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!" *nobody stands up* teacher: "im sure there are some stupid students over here!!" *little johnny stands up* teacher: "ohh, johnny you think you're stupid?" little johnny: "no... i just feel bad that you're standing alone..."01 Sep 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Suna hai tu bada pada likha hai, chal aaj tera test leta hun. char zero ek saat likh likha? kaise? 0000 aise likha? fail correct ans “4017” ghar waalo ne kitni umeedon se padhaya tha, sab pani mein….:d:d20 Aug 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Teacher: ganga, yamuna, kaveri, krishna bharat ki nadiyon ke naam hain, to pakistan ki nadiyon ke naam bataao.? pappu: rukhsana, farzana, rizwana sultana aur shabana!:d:d...08 Aug 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Private school ke bache zoo mein: “oh! wow monkey is sleeping don’t disturb” govt. scool ke bache: “oye dekh tera baap so raha hai pathar maar saale ko“:d:d27 Jul 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Teacher: “what is your name?” student: “my name is beautiful red underwear” teacher: “what kind of a name is this? dont joke, tell me the right name” student: “my name is sunderlal chadda“:d:d15 Jul 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Hindi ki madam ne class mein bachho se puchha: “teacher ka darza maan se bada kyu hota hai?” pappu ne muskurate hue jawab diya: “kyun ke ek maan apni lori se ek bache ko mushkil se sulati hai par ek teacher apne lecture se puri class ko easily sula deti hai“:d:d03 Jul 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Medical ka teacher class mein bachho ko samjha raha tha teacher: “agar kisi ladki ko mirgi ka attack ho to usko lambe samaye tak kiss karo, wo theek ho jayegi” pappu ne ye suna aur excited hokar bola pappu: “par sir, usko ye attack dilayen kaise?“:d:d...21 Jun 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Teacher to student: “beta, answer sheet par sabse pehale kya likhna chahiye?” student: “iss sheet par likhe gaye answer kalpanik hai, jinka kisi bhi book se koi sambhandh nahi hai“:d:d09 Jun 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >
Teacher ne class mein pappu se pucha teacher: “batao pappu, bhagwan sabse jyada khush kab hote honge?” pappu: “ji jab ek ladki ka rape ho raha ho aur vo chilla rahi ho, please mujhe bhagwan ke liye chhod do“:d:d...28 May 2022English JokesStudent Jokes div >