STUDENT JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Madam:agr koi school ke samne bomb rakh deta hai to kya karoge? student:1-2 min dekhenge . agr koi le jata hai to theek hai, warna staff room main rakh denge!

Teacher- jise sunai na de use kiya khoge??? student- use... madrchod.. maa ka lund... bhosdi ka... kuchh bhi kah do... use kon sa sunai de rha hai..

Studnt:mam ye mardana kamzori kya hoti hai? teacher: beta agar ap k khwab me koi ladki aye or waha par bhi uski izzat bach jaye, to ise mardana kamzori kehte hai..;):d:d

Teacher (minister ke bete se): “batao, sukhe aur baad mein kya fark hai?” minister ka beta: “zameen-aasmaan ka” teacher: “b” minister ka beta: “sukhe mein mere papa jeep se daura karte hai aur baad mein helicopter se“

Vry true lines.. . kitabe sbse achi dost hoti hain... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . bhagwan jane kiski.:d:d

Class mein teacher ne santa se pucha: “george bush kon hai?” santa: “pata nahi” teacher ne fir pucha: “bill clinton kon hai?” santa: “pata nahi ji” teacher gusse se: “kabhi padayi pe dhayan do to pata chale” santa ne kuch soch ke pucha: “jaggu, mohan, gaurav kon hai?” teacher: “pata nahi” santa: “kabhi beti pe dhayan do to pata chale“