Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha

Ek aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha,
“is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha
Hun”
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Wife ne jawab diya,
‘aap ke salary ke badle 100 kiss milay,
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Hisab bhej rahi hun.
Doodh wala 2 kiss main hi maan gaya,
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Teacher ko 7 deni padi,
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Sabzi wala 7 mein nahi mana toh 9 dene pade,
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Kiryane wala 9 kiss se nahi mana,
Usko 5 aur di,
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Makaan malik toh roz 6-7 ley hi jaata hai,
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Aap chinta mat karna, mere pass approx 35 aur
Hai,
Yeh mahina aaram se kat jayega.:p :d