Wife comes home late at night and quietly opens the door to her bedroom From under the

Wife comes home late at night
And quietly opens the door to her bedroom

From under the blanket
She sees four legs instead of two

She reaches for a baseball bat
And starts hitting the blanket as hard as she can

Once she’s done,
She goes to the kitchen to have a drink

As she enters,
She sees her husband there, reading a magazine

“hi darling”, he says
“your parents have come to visit us
So i let them stay in our bedroom
Hope you have said
Hello to them :-d