Story: Once a boy was smoking at airport
Girl asked: 1 din me kitne cigrette peete ho?
Boy:bachpan se roj 4.
Girl: Agar ab tak zindgi me cigrete pe kharch kye hue paise bachate to samne khari hui BMW car tumhari hoti.
Boy: Aap cigrete peeti hein?
Girl: No
Boy: To kya wo car apki hai?
Girl: No
Boy: Thanks for advice, Wo car meri hi hai.
MORAL: zyada lecture dene se bezzti bhi ho sakti hai.