Pappu: Boys are intelligent than girls. Girlfriend: Any proof? Pappu: You always say intelli-GENTS, but you never say intelli-LADIES!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: I asked my girlfriend what she wanted for her birthday. Bunty: So what did she ask for? Pappu: She replied that "NOTHING would make me happier than diamonds". Bunty: So you get her diamonds? Pappu: No. I got her 'NOTHING'.31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Pappu: Dad, what made you marry Mummy? Santa: So you're beginning to wonder, too!31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Santa: Hey, bugger! What do you think you're doing? Pappu: I am drinking this whisky. Santa: You know you are too young to drink alcohol. Pappu: But the label on it says "12 years old".31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Bunty: What's worse than your girlfriend sending you a text to break up? Pappu: Another text saying, 'Sorry that wasn't for you'.31 Dec 2017English JokesPappu Jokes div >
Santa: Why did you have to stay after school, Pappu? Pappu: I funked the test. I don't know where Appalachians were. Santa: Well, next time remember where you put things, dear!31 Dec 2017English JokesSantaBanta Jokes div >