PHOTO KE SATH JOKES JOKES AND CHUTKULE

Danton Ki Hifajat Ke Tin Tarike:
1. Din Men Do Bar Brash Karen
2. Mitha Khane Ke Baad Kulla Kare
Tisara Aur Sabse Aavashyak
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Ke Sath Muh Sambhal Kar Baat Karen

Airhostess: Sar Aap Kya Lenge?
Pathan: "Matan Pakoda Tanduri Chikan Nan Ke Sath Aur Naswar"
Airhostess: Khan Sar Aap Jahaj Par Aaye Ho Apne Abbu Ke Nikah Men Nahin

Patni: Hamari Padosan Har Mahine Apane Pati Ke Sath Ghumne Jati Hai Aap Bhi Kabhi Le Jaya Karo
Pati: Maine Teen Chaar Baar Kaha Hai Lekin Wo Manti Hi Nahin

Ladki: Tum Kab Tak Mere Sath Rehna Chahte Ho?
Ladke Ne Apna Ek Aansu Samandar Mein Giraya Aur Bola Jab Tak Tum Yeh Na Dhoond Lo.
Yeh Sunn Ke Samandar Buhut Bhovak Hokar Bola, "Saale Itni Drame Baziyaan Kahan Se Seekhte Ho?"

Doctor: Aapka Vajan Kitna Hai?
Santa: Chashme Ke Sath 75 Kilo
Doctor: Aur Bina Chashme Ke?
Santa: Vo Chashme Ke Bina To Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahin

Doctor: Aapka Vajan Kitna Hai?
Santa: Chashme Ke Sath 75 Kilo
Doctor: Aur Chashme Ke Bina?
Santa: Vo Mujhe Dikhta Hi Nahin